im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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