You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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