Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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