Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
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