I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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