Ambien. No doubt about it.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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