Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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