I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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