I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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