All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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