just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
i out mim tonsoeep
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