Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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