saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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