I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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