I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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