Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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