I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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