You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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