Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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