I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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