Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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