I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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