But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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