I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
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