Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
