At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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