great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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