is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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