im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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