i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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