absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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