it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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