sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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