i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
