Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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