You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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