We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
My vagina just clenched in fear
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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