drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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