Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I said "one day" and that day is not today
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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