Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
porn star boner night. come get it.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
They have beer where we have blood.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
