have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Randomize
