Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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