i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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