i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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