BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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