As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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