When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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