I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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