my mouth tastes like poor choices
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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