News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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