Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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